Junior Bickum’s robot lawn mower, Mini Mowey, is no more. The goat that he let chew grass in the backyard and beyond, got loose and butted little Mini Mowey last night while he was sleeping in his charger. The goat was jealous cause Junior let Mowey cut the front yard.
I read that dogs are good for mental health. Mutts are supposed to help boost your moods, (Don’t tell Jimmy Suspenders. He’ll bring…