Paint roller used to apply pain reliever

I seen Old Man Grimely in Bickum’s Hardware. He said, “Clet, Bickum’s now carries Blue-Emu Topical Pain Reliever that eases my aches every day. Hardy Barkins showed me where it was, the paint department. I purchased the senior citizen gallon size can that I use. I come to realize why they keep it with the paint, cause I saw a paint roller to help slather it on in the mornings.”

Before the emus get …