Don’t ask wife what she wants for Christmas

Whatta you want for Christmas? I’m not asking what you want. This is what you don’t wanna ask your spouse. You might think that it shows you care, but you’d be wrong. It shows that you’re taking her for granted. You’re not trying very hard. Ask one of your smart friends. They don’t have to be that smart. They only gotta be smarter than you are. Don’t ask her friends for advice, cause she’ll hear a…