Hogspore Notions and Sundries is real busy. Sometimes there’s a line of two customers at the register. This means that the Annual Beauty Pageant is coming this Saturday night. There’s always girls in the Gussy-Up department buying makeup, skin cream, essential oils, pore plows, eyebrow weed-eaters, and epilators that hide what poets write about.
One of those women is gonna go home a winner. Course,…