I seen Sara Suspenders eating at the Come-On-Give-Us-One-Mor Chance Diner. I sez, “Where’s Jimmy, your better half?”
“If you mean my better 1/16 th , a judge sent him away for a while.”
“Did he get convicted or something?”
She said, “No, it was family court. You know Jimmy had a lotta bad habits before our marriage. I couldn’t break him of them, so I had to file a retraining order on him. He’s spendi…