The Muleberry County Fair started Friday. I drove by the fairgrounds Saturday. It’s gonna be great cause I smelled the essence of Corn Dogs, (capitalized as always, out of respect), floating through my truck. I seen my eyes in the rearview mirror glaze over, so I had to return rapidly to reality, at least Hogspore reality. Corn Dog aroma in my vehicle is worse than texting while driving.
I prepare …