Hardy Barkins said, “I’ve been working on my abs, but I also go to the store every night for a sixpack of beer. I still work on my abs after an all-you-can-eat-barbeque buffet. When leaving, whilst moseying to my truck and chewing on a toothpick, I pat my stomach.”
It’s Punkin’s birthday in two days, but I found the perfect present. It’s gifted up with a bow and a real birthday card. It’s a nice an…