Hogspore News By Clet Litter As Told To Bob Simpson

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New council member to replace Bumpleworth

End of season baptism in pond

Bride gets lost going down aisle

We don’t sell our shrimp, we eat them

Guvernment won’t go easy on untaxed whiskey

Hammocks universal symbol of relaxation

Two celebrities at Winslow’s pancake breakfast

Just couldn’t get the pet food to light

New names for unfashionable phrases

Eating ice cream slow saves spoon

There is no where to be an idiot

Mechanic,chef drops out of contest

Great turnout for Memorial Day parade

Widow Fenster shares joke

Don’t let your dog bury bones in cemetery

Pickens speaks, writes in different languages

Earth Day celebrated with moonshine

Flowers cause humidity to rise in Church

Barkins works on abs after barbeque meal

Ruining prank causes grand-daughter to get mad

Beauty pageant held at local high school

Beauty contestant’s need to show birth certificate

4-H club presents June swimsuit issue

Should’ve tied third wife up better

There’s an old saying ‘walk a mule in my shoes’

Maybry’s add a deduction to family

Take your mule to work on Friday

Fancy word for month, mitigate

Grimley recalls lyrics to 1974 song

Wipe devil doughnut DNA before death

Librarian keeping hot mister in bedroom

Lester mad cause he can’t wear class ring

Brought in New Year but still holding our breath

Harley tries to bag a reindeer

Candy from Santa creates sugar-craze

Welcome to riding instruction

Momma’s stay over never the plan