Morton Trubletoof says, “I’ve got friends from kindergarten. Course, I got kept back till I was 15.”
The Annual Beauty Pageant is this Saturday. It’s for girls and young women who have a birth certificate that confirms female. It’s the only rule. The pretty pomp starts at 7 p.m. at the high school, and the audience don’t have to bring their birth certificates, no matter what it originally stated or…