The Christmas Parade come through town Saturday, the way Chicago celerbrated in 2005 when Ozzie Guillen took the White Sox to the World Series, winning 4-0. That sounds like I’m familiar with sports, but I really don’t follow football that much. I do know Santa though, he was tossing candy at children, whilst pretending to throw an elf off the lead float. By the time the parade ended, all the youn…