Just couldn’t get the pet food to light

Hope you had a great Independence hollerday. We had us a parade sporting pretty gals riding floats and old geezers in jeeps pulling the floats through town. There were fireworks on Independence Day, once it got dark in the town rectangle. Folks brought their own fireworks too, mostly made in countries that hate us, but they did look nice. I even got to see a few o’er the ramparts.

I wanted to be a …