Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhirley, the head librarian, was talking to a customer at the reference desk, when someone overheard the conversation. The librarian said, “I keep a humidifier in my bedroom during the winter. The mist keeps my sinuses and throat from drying out.” A day later, the gossip around town is that Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhirley is keeping a hot Mister in her house.
Pie Week is coming so…