Grandson Benny in the air force got married. His bride ain’t the cleverest amoeba in the septic tank. She got lost on her wedding day walking down the aisle. When Benny and her were dating, here’s the questions she asked him, “How much allotment does a wife get a month? Could I use the grocery store on base?”
He said, “It’s called the Commissary.” “Whatever. Do I get free medical care? Can I call m…