Mumford Pickens was in the Come-On-Give-Us-One-More Chance Diner reminiscing over his five ex-wives. He mused, which is the same thing as said, “Number three was the one that got away. I shoulda tied her up better. She wasn’t more beautiful or smarter, and she had a mean side to her, putting me down and rolling her eyes. But, there was something about her. From the beginning, it was love at first …