Me and Punkin took in the beauty pageant at the high school Saturday night. We got there early; it always gets full up quick. We didn’t know any of the contestants, so we didn’t have a dog in the fight. I don’t mean the girls ain’t pretty. It’s just something I heard before, like not my circus, not my monkey. Course, I don’t think the contestants are monkeys. It’s just something I heard before.
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