Evangeline, my granddaughter, showed up on April one and tried hanging out in the kitchen without me. Finally, I gave her some time alone, so she could set up her sneaky April Fool’s joke. She come out, trying not to grin. After a few minutes, I went in the kitchen to “surprise” myself by getting wet from the taped-up end of the hose sprayer in the sink.
She heard me yell, but she came in early and…