50 people celerbrated Earth Day by hanging out around their houses and sipping moonshine from Mumford Pickens’ solarpowered still. The rest of the town was busy working Friday. Hardy Barkins said, “My Grandpappy did his part for Earth Day. He reduced his carbon footprint and limited his emissions by not eating beans.”
Maude and Freddy’s Come-On-Give-Us-One-More-Chance Diner had a Friday special cal…