There is no where to be an idiot

Morton Trubletoof was telling me about his wife, Portia, “I said something that Portia thought was so stupid that she come back with, ‘I bet you miss villages.’ I asked her why she thinks that. She said, ‘Because there isn’t anywhere now for you to be an idiot.’”

I asked Morton, “What did you say to make her say that?”

“I’m not telling you. Folks have enough stories about me being stupid. I’m not of…