Morton Trubletoof was telling me about his wife, Portia, “I said something that Portia thought was so stupid that she come back with, ‘I bet you miss villages.’ I asked her why she thinks that. She said, ‘Because there isn’t anywhere now for you to be an idiot.’”
I asked Morton, “What did you say to make her say that?”
“I’m not telling you. Folks have enough stories about me being stupid. I’m not of…