Eating ice cream slow saves spoon

My birthday was yesterday. Some of you knew that, but you still honored my wishes for no gifts. But, would it have killed you to send me a card? Punkin made one of my favorite cakes with peppermint crunch vanilla frosting. There was my usual cups of chocolate ice cream and little wooden spoons. I moved slow on the ice cream, so I wouldn’t burn up the wooden spoons by eating too fast.

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