The Barbershop Think Tank come up with new names to replace unfashionable ones and phrases. Monkey Bars are Metal Trees or Banana Bars. Going Ape Poop is Mime Mania. A Barrel of Monkeys turns into a Keg of Mischievous Mammals. Monkey Pox becomes Primate Pox.
Junior Bickum was complaining about his mother-in-law to me, but he looked around first like he was gonna tell an offcolor joke. He said, “My …