Grimley’s tombstone to read ‘He finally stopped getting any older’

Grimley’s tombstone to read ‘He finally stopped getting any older’
Grimley’s tombstone to read ‘He finally stopped getting any older’

Tony’s Barbershop Think Tank was at it again. A session broke out when Old Man Grimely was telling about what he demanded on his tombstone. He said, “I hate the term, ‘You’re not getting any younger.’ This is what I want on my grave, ‘He finally stopped getting any older.’”

The idea pump was primed, and the opinions started flowing. Here are the notions we arrived at: Junior Bickum told us what his…