Hogspore News By Clet Litter From The Ozarks

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Aunt Lena gets flawless choppers

Hornets won’t stop for a white flag

Sensitive zombie with six pack abs

Watch what you say to Morton Trubletoof

Energy drink gives sheriff personality change

Idiosyncrasies of Tony the barber

Hogspore will enjoy peace once winter hits

Listening to rain, trains, Punkin’s singing

Best float was the midwives’ salute to labor

Wanna-be-know-it alls uncover meaning of ICU

Wedding couple meet at outhouse races

Bickhams’s wife fond of mini mower

Missing goldfish blamed on scapegoat

Sumner’s pond open for business

Widow Fenster still spouting opinion

Celebrating Running of the Belles

The question of the day, why were you born?

Old man Grimely ain’t dead yet

Grimley’s tombstone to read ‘He finally stopped getting any older’

Pappy Pender Jr. retires from oatmeal factory

Harley Spears causes hog to have PTSD

Custody, is name for a boy or girl?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

German helmets looked like Volkswagens

Helped Trubletoof find his cell phone

Trubletoof gets annual medical exam

A well respected man in the community

Barbershop Think Tank ponders Barbie

Laminated skateboard fixes Ol Slump’s nails

Abomination of messing with the sun

Tug phone line for call waiting

Stock up an hour each morning to avoid sleep lag at time change

Same plumber, just name change

Punkin’s pappy relates adventure

Don’t mess up Valentine’s Day

Groundhog will wear face mask

Pie week in Hogspore next Friday