Groundhog will wear face mask

Groundhog will wear face mask
Groundhog will wear face mask

Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, but the shy stubby critter is gonna be wearing a facemask. If he sees the shadow of South Dakota’s governor, then there will be six more weeks of pandemic.

Mumford Pickens, solar-powered untaxed whiskey distiller, has been working on a new product, so he can “go legit.” He probably could put a better spin on that. “Go legit” is like the answer that mean Harley Spears give…