Morton Trubletoof called me at home, “Clet, I misplaced my cell phone. Can you call it, so I can hear it ring and find it?”
I sez, “Why don’t you use your landline?”
“We got rid of that three weeks ago, cause we can’t afford two phones.”
I waited a minute before I spoke, “I think that me and you together just found your cell phone.”
A few more minutes went by, and he said, “All right then, thanks for …