Pappy Pender Jr. retires from oatmeal factory

Pappy Pender Jr. retires from oatmeal factory
Pappy Pender Jr. retires from oatmeal factory

Pappy Pender Jr., president of Pappy Pender’s Peculiarly and Singularly Old Fashioned Oatmeal Porridge Factory, is retiring from the daily grind. Pappy Junior’s last sales campaign didn’t go zackly the way he thought it would, so as he said, “I’m Oat of here.” Folks will remember listening and laughing to the radio commercial: “Oatmeal Porridge. It’s not just for poor people.”

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