Tony’s Barbershop Think Tank was mulling over the question: What were you born for? Morton Trubletoof was the first to give his answer, “I was born to be slapped by a midwife.”
Old Man Grimely was next, “I was born to be rich and married to a beautiful, much younger woman. I just never thought it would take this long.”
I’m gonna list the other answers together, cause I don’t feel like giving each of…