Missing goldfish blamed on scapegoat
Hogspore News By Clet Litter From The Ozarks
Sara Suspenders’ goldfish is missing. Course, she blamed Jimmy, cause he’s the default scapegoat. He said, “I swear, I didn’t have anything to do with it. I don’t know where your Guppy Whuppy went to.” What he muttered next is what got him sleeping outdoors for a week.
Monday, August 2, 2021