My dog, Ol Slump, hates getting his paw nails clipped. I thought about teasing him to make him nervous, so he would start biting them instead. There’s too many reasons why that is wrong. I didn’t say it out loud, so it don’t count. I come up on a notion that worked, and I don’t have to trim his nails. I fashioned him a skateboard with a laminated emery board top.
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