A newsreader, Alan, asked me about Jill and Randy Backwater’s child’s name, Custody. Alan wanted to know if the name was for a boy or a girl. He had his own guess. It was right funny but I’m not telling you what his answer was cause nobody’s funny cept Hogspore citizens. I asked the Backwaters. Their answer was, “We’re gonna let Custody decide what the sex will be, once it learns where all its par…