I was thinking about ol mean Harley Spears. He comes into town once a month to stock up on staples, but he don’t leave before causing a ruckus somewhere. The last time I spotted him was at Junior Bickum’s Hardware about four months ago. I sez howdy and walked off. I seen him again at the register and he had himself a small chainsaw. I sez, “You have a lot of woods with big trees on your property. …