Sara Suspenders’ goldfish is missing. Course, she blamed Jimmy, cause he’s the default scapegoat. He said, “I swear, I didn’t have anything to do with it. I don’t know where your Guppy Whuppy went to.” What he muttered next is what got him sleeping outdoors for a week. “Maybe Guppy Whuppy swam down the toilet to join a traveling aquarium.”
Junior Bickum was saying, “I’ve lost over a hundred pounds …